Day Two: Rise and Shine

By The Noble Writer

"What the hell...where am I?" I jump up trying to get things straight. Trying to remember where I was last before I fell asleep. I remember laying in a lawn chair in The Navigator's basement. We were on something. I can't even keep track anymore with all the damn drugs we do. Maybe this is a sign I should slow down?

Looking to my left I notice The Navigator laying face down in some brush. How the hell have we gotten into this mess. I figure I might as well wake him up. Maybe he'll remember how we got here.

"Yo man wake the fuck up." I kick him a few times in the gut. After a couple seconds he starts moving. Once he opens his eyes he realizes right away somethings strange.

"Dude what the fuck. Why am I in my backyard?" He rolls over and closes his eyes again.

"Your not in your backyard Jackass. I have no clue where we are." The Navigator opens his eyes. He threw his head up so fast it looked like he was just hanged.

"What the fuck man I'm sick of this fucking bullshit. You guys always play your fucking games and I'm tired of it!"

"Calm down. I just woke up before you did and my glasses are broke so trust me I'm not in the best of moods either. Now do you have any clue where we are?"

"No. It's probably one of The Hunter's bullshit tricks. And let me guess, he's not out here?"

"I haven't seen him yet."

"What about Wench?"

"No sign of her at all."